Rock of Ages

Please stop! Catherine Zeta-Jones and company drive a nail into the coffin of 80′s rock and roll in “Rock of Ages.”

I have seen the death of rock and roll and it is “Rock of Ages.”   I could see this story perhaps working as a Broadway musical, upon which it is based.  Today Broadway musicals have to be bland enough to attract a wide audience.  “Rock of Ages” certainly fits the bill.  However, as a movie, “Rock of Ages” is trite, corny, unbearably predictable and way too long.